I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call an unshaven midshipman?

A: If all else fails, run.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What was proposed as an advertizing jingle for Depends Adult Undergarments that failed?

A:  Tongue depresser.

[Bob of the Lake]

A: What causes your tongue to take Zoloft?

Q: Spring Fever

[Hoowil]

What is a disease contracted by getting hit with a large coil of steel?

botanical anthropology.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call the study of the ancient peoples of Botan?

A:  Nasal passages

[Hoowil]

What would the oceans be full of if it weren't for the letter V?


Garb surplus

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do we have too much of because not enough people will go to faire?

A:  Animal magnetism

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you get when you coil wire around a dog with iron-rich blood?

A: Bull Shirt

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you wear with dog pants and cuff lynx?

A:  Tongs

[RefMom3]

Q. How is Nymphadora's last name pronounced during hayfever season?

A. maple syrup

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is a less definitive statement than "Will pull syrup?"

A: Four woodchucks and a wheel barrow.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a quartet of land-beaver and a second-class lever?

A:  Elbow grease and knee pads.

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: With what to you lubricate and protect your joints?

A: Foreign affairs

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call it when I get frisky with a couple of French girls (besides wishful thinking)?

A: Accept terms of service.

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What is more pleasant than accepting a term in prison?

A:  Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum