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The Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do at the Renaissance Festival

Started by Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman, June 22, 2008, 09:43:27 PM

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LadyTrinn

#90
August 24, 2008, 10:14:29 PM
Oh man....I think I married Skippy....

I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it~As You Like It~W. Shakespeare~

Arsinoe Selene

#91
August 24, 2008, 10:34:24 PM
I think I may be the daughter of Skippy... :D

groomporter

#92
August 25, 2008, 07:20:08 AM
Skippy will start wearing condoms...
When you die can you donate your body to pseudo-science?

Escarlata

#93
August 25, 2008, 07:55:26 AM
ouch!
Esc be no lady!
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groomporter

#94
August 25, 2008, 08:14:59 AM
Quote from: groomporter on August 25, 2008, 07:20:08 AM
Skippy will start wearing condoms...

Wearing them "as directed" in the instructions that is -as opposed to being used as balloons.
When you die can you donate your body to pseudo-science?

Feline Groovy

#96
August 26, 2008, 09:39:40 AM
Quote from: groomporter on August 25, 2008, 08:14:59 AM
Quote from: groomporter on August 25, 2008, 07:20:08 AM
Skippy will start wearing condoms...

Wearing them "as directed" in the instructions that is -as opposed to being used as balloons.

Details, details, details!
Where was I going and how do I get there?

Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman

#97
August 28, 2008, 10:35:48 AM
Skippy is not allowed to use this list as a checklist of things to try.

Yrose

#98
August 28, 2008, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: sealclubber on August 28, 2008, 10:35:48 AM
Skippy is not allowed to use this list as a checklist of things to try.

Good thing my name's not Skippy!  ;)
Don't forget to smell the roses, but watch out for the thorns!

jcbanner

#99
August 28, 2008, 04:10:33 PM
Quote from: Yrose on August 28, 2008, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: sealclubber on August 28, 2008, 10:35:48 AM
Skippy is not allowed to use this list as a checklist of things to try.

Good thing my name's not Skippy!  ;)

ditto  ;D

Adriana Rose

#100
August 28, 2008, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: sealclubber on June 22, 2008, 09:43:27 PM

5) I can no longer pass around pictures of womans ankles to pass off as period pornogrophy.


I was the subject of that....
At a McD's after a fair a pack of us all still in garb one of the guys I was with was paying in 1's and said "I swear that I am not a stripper"... Cue boyfriend " No but this is period porn.. " and yanks my skirts above my ankles..

I thought the poor girl behind the counter was gonna die!

Blue66669

#101
August 29, 2008, 09:56:02 AM
Skippy will no longer use camp as a way to lure unsuspecting Rennies to their drunken doom.
Blaidd Drwg

Zaubon

#102
August 29, 2008, 04:58:51 PM
Quote from: blue66669 on August 29, 2008, 09:56:02 AM
Skippy will no longer use camp as a way to lure unsuspecting Rennies to their drunken doom.
Wanna bet?

Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman

#103
September 01, 2008, 11:15:48 PM
May not dress up like Doctor Who and:

Stumble out of a port a john and grab passing patrons to tell them that they have to prepare for the coming of the daleks.

Hang out in the privies opening various doors going "Is it this one? Damn." repeatedly.

(if this doesn't make sense, our privies are blue.)

Dustin

#104
September 01, 2008, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: sealclubber on August 28, 2008, 10:35:48 AM
Skippy is not allowed to use this list as a checklist of things to try.

Well, there goes that idea...
If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Romeo & Juliet, 1.IV
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