The Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do at the Renaissance Festival

[PurpleDragon]

May not dress up like Doctor Who and:

Stumble out of a port a john and grab passing patrons to tell them that they have to prepare for the coming of the daleks.

Hang out in the privies opening various doors going "Is it this one? Damn." repeatedly.

(if this doesn't make sense, our privies are blue.)

Please note this one would only work if the faire in question only uses port-a-johns.  of course, I could pull off looking like Tom Bakers Dr. Who.. Hmmm.. mayhap for halloween...

[LadyTrinn]

May not dress up like Doctor Who and:

Stumble out of a port a john and grab passing patrons to tell them that they have to prepare for the coming of the daleks.

Hang out in the privies opening various doors going "Is it this one? Damn." repeatedly.

(if this doesn't make sense, our privies are blue.)

Please note this one would only work if the faire in question only uses port-a-johns.  of course, I could pull off looking like Tom Bakers Dr. Who.. Hmmm.. mayhap for halloween...

But aren't out port-a-johns green? I could swear they're green.....I could also be completely wrong.....

[NoBill Lurker]

But aren't out port-a-johns green? I could swear they're green.....I could also be completely wrong.....

No you aren't wrong because they can be blue or green and I could swear that I've seen other colours besides! 

[Synikul]

May not dress up like Doctor Who and:

Stumble out of a port a john and grab passing patrons to tell them that they have to prepare for the coming of the daleks.

Hang out in the privies opening various doors going "Is it this one? Damn." repeatedly.

(if this doesn't make sense, our privies are blue.)

I want to party with you. Do you ever make to ORF, GLMF, or TnRF? I have a feeling that anyone who takes the name "sealclubber" will share my sense of humor.

[Arsinoe Selene]

Just out of curiosity, sealclubber, are you by chance on KoL?

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

I visited ORF last year, wasn't impressed enough to make a return visit. I spend all my faire time at the Michigan faires.


I do indeed play KOL, but that's not where I got the name from. My wife ran a daycare in home, and there was this little baby seal stuffed animal that i appropriated, to tie on my belt. I used a bunch of bad puns with it (of approval, royal, all weather) and using it as 'Slappy, my Seal Club' and it just grew from there.

[Dustin]

But aren't out port-a-johns green? I could swear they're green.....I could also be completely wrong.....

No you aren't wrong because they can be blue or green and I could swear that I've seen other colours besides! 

We have red and beige around here, as well as green, light blue, navy blue, and I think I saw a white one somewhere...

[KeeperoftheBar]

I've even seen yellow.  A sunny color for a dirty business.

[Fubar of The HillPeople]

Not allowed to join the rear of any procession while singing "OH EE OH, YO OH" even if the rear half of the procession has joined in by the time we all reach the front gate.

[Arsinoe Selene]

Somewhere I heard that they are actually saying "Oh we love the old one." I can't remember where it was, though, so I can't verify that. Off to go check IMDB, though.

EDIT:
Copy-paste from IMDB:
There are many alleged lyrics to the "Winkie Chant" performed by the Witch's guards, including "All we own, we owe her", "Oh we love the old one", and "Oh we loathe the old one". However, the correct version, seen in the film's screenplay, is "O-Ee-Yah! Eoh-Ah!" and any other interpretations are simply the result of the listener's mind treating the chant as an audio ink blot.

Okay then, nevermind.

[Peddlin]

And I always thought it was the OREO song!

[maelstrom0370]

Somewhere I heard that they are actually saying "Oh we love the old one." I can't remember where it was, though, so I can't verify that. Off to go check IMDB, though.

EDIT:
Copy-paste from IMDB:
There are many alleged lyrics to the "Winkie Chant" performed by the Witch's guards, including "All we own, we owe her", "Oh we love the old one", and "Oh we loathe the old one". However, the correct version, seen in the film's screenplay, is "O-Ee-Yah! Eoh-Ah!" and any other interpretations are simply the result of the listener's mind treating the chant as an audio ink blot.

Okay then, nevermind.

See now? This is turning into one of those "Great Unsolved Hollywood Mysteries" as I watched a documentary on the making of The Wizard of Oz, and actor who played one of the witch's gaurds said they were singing "Oh we love the Old One"
**shrugs** Oh well.....

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Nothing I say has been approved by any presidential canidate.

No, not even the third party ones.

I will not end public announcements with "This message brought to you by Elizibeth for Queen, because, let's face it, this is a monarchy, we don't really have a choice."

[groomporter]

Skippy will not try to take over the throne by replacing "Lizzy" with a cross-dressing imposter

[*Teach*]

(ok, not at a faire... but it still applies to me)
Skippy is no longer allowed to cover students with sticky dividers no matter how bored he may be.

*Skippy is still not allowed to be in rummy character at work...*