I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Anna Iram · February 24, 2012, 09:21:40 AM

Q: What song did my brother play ad nauseum on his new guitar back in the sixties.

A: Classical Gas

DonaCatalina · February 24, 2012, 11:15:57 AM

Q. What happens when they serve beans at the Opera soiree?

A. tank car

Archer · February 24, 2012, 11:57:14 AM

Q. What is a Hummer 2 ?

A. Isetta http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7185/6879543927_bb51aa1740_b.jpg

Jack Daw at Work · February 24, 2012, 05:23:30 PM

Q: What looks like a riding mower that gets you to work without bankrupting your fuel budget?

A: Riding mower

DonaCatalina · February 26, 2012, 04:59:24 PM

Q. What does my cousin have that comes equipped with two beer holders?

A, Red Neck

Archer · February 28, 2012, 09:20:45 AM

Q. What is another name for a John Deere motorcycle rider ?

A. Rumpelstiltskin

Jack Daw at Work · February 28, 2012, 05:46:32 PM

Q: What happens to your epidermis when you grow old?

A: Goldilocks

Merlin the Elder · February 28, 2012, 05:50:54 PM

Q: What kind of fish do rich people put on their bagels?

A: Anaconda

Jack Daw at Work · February 28, 2012, 07:26:41 PM

Q: What's a synonym for 'because'?

A: cell phone

Merlin the Elder · February 28, 2012, 09:45:30 PM

Q: What is the preferred mode of communication between the mitochondria and the nucleus?

A: Honeymoon suite

Archer · February 29, 2012, 11:21:20 PM

Q. What two words provide a mass group with memories that kill a thread for 24 hours or more, up in here ?

A. rest stop

MrHyde · March 01, 2012, 11:10:30 PM

Where can you find every form of depravity only a few feet from a highway?

Rodeo

DonaCatalina · March 02, 2012, 05:22:33 AM

Q. What is a well known street in Beverly Hills?

A. Quintet

Jack Daw at Work · March 02, 2012, 06:45:28 AM

Q: What do you call Anthony Quinn's daughter?

A: Cap and trade

Merlin the Elder · March 02, 2012, 11:17:33 AM

Q: What do home brewers like to do with their freshly bottled brews?

A: Time off

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