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arbcoind

#555
March 02, 2012, 12:11:31 PM
What is the opposite of on time?

ivy

The Rabbi

#556
March 02, 2012, 12:20:26 PM
Q: What do you use to revive dehydrated plants?

A: Bird Seed
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
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Jack Daw at Work

#557
March 02, 2012, 12:41:38 PM
Q:  What do you use to grow birds?

A:  Antiquarian.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#558
March 02, 2012, 03:00:05 PM
Q: What do you call a very old person who was born between Jan 19 and Feb 18?

A: Rastafarian
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

MrHyde

#559
March 02, 2012, 06:34:55 PM
What is someone with unwashed dreads?

Dog food
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Frequent - Scarborough, Four Winds, Sherwood, and Middlefaire as well.

Archer

#560
March 02, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
Q.  What is another name for "unwanted intruder" at Archer's castle ? 

A.   Inquisition
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin

#561
March 03, 2012, 07:32:23 AM
Q) What is the opposite of outquisition?

A) Bagpipes
Anál nathrach- Breath of serpent
Orth' bháis 's bethad- Spell of death and of life
Do chél dénmha- Thy omen of making

Merlin the Elder

#562
March 03, 2012, 07:55:53 AM
Q) What, in the hands of an amateur, sounds like a bag of angry cats?

A) bank account
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Merlin

#563
March 03, 2012, 08:06:57 AM
Q) What gets drained faster than an unplugged bathtub?


A) Submarine
Anál nathrach- Breath of serpent
Orth' bháis 's bethad- Spell of death and of life
Do chél dénmha- Thy omen of making

Archer

#564
March 03, 2012, 09:03:58 AM Last Edit: March 03, 2012, 09:05:47 AM by Archer
Q.  What is more fun than a jetski or wetbike ...  

           

           

           

             

          but watching them race is not a popular spectator sport ....
           

A.   package
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

DonaCatalina

#565
March 12, 2012, 09:11:31 AM
Q. What is UPS's favorite substitute football?


A. blueberry
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Merlin the Elder

#566
March 12, 2012, 03:12:56 PM
Q: What is one fruit that hasn't been turned into a computing/communication device?

A: Lost world
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

#567
March 12, 2012, 05:30:18 PM
Q:  What do a call a misplaced earth?

A:  resident evil
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#568
March 12, 2012, 05:40:36 PM
Q: What do you call a politician living in your home?

A: Foul Ball
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

#569
March 12, 2012, 07:03:34 PM
Q:  What happens when a flyball lands in the dog manure?

A:  cow lick
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."
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