I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  Whatdo you get if you stay in the sun too long?

A:  Cavity search

[Jade]

What did the role-playing "police officer" do?

Junk drawer

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What do you do when you're sick and tired of your drawer?

A: Polecat

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call a cat that is into exotic dancing?

A: Bubblehead

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you call a blonde with an information overload? (needs to have air removed)

A:Horse Sense

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you get when you break a horse dollar?

A: Cell phone

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you use to make your one phone call after being arrested?

A:Dinner Bell

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What does a bronze eater eat at mid-day?

A: Social worker

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you call a geek/nerd trying really hard to get a date?

A: Mountain Dew

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is actually pretty intoxicating in its original incarnation?

A. Almond

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What was the last name of brothers Duane and Gregg who formed a southern rock group from Macon, GA, was formed in 1969?

A:  Vocal projection

[Archer]

Q.  What happens when you stub your toe in an effective and complete manner.

A.   shoe phone

[DonaCatalina]

Q. On what would you receive a call that you're unlikely to answer when wearing hip waders?

A. balustrade

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call it when you swap baluses?

A: Inconsequential

[Archer]

Q.   What is the correct answer to inquiry about calendar dates or time ?

A     full tankard