I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is something that a good wizard should never be without?

A: Loud mouth

[Archer]

Q.   What is Merlin's name for the person at work that hacked him off today ?

A.    it is what it is

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What is water under the bridge?

A:  Elbow macaroni

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What do you hope your elbow never turns into?

A: Quantum Physics

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is one of Terry Pratchett's favorite terms to poke fun at?

A. egg salad

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What does Jack Daw's brain look and feel like at the end of a work week?

A:  hot dog tongs

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is the name of the new Chinese takeout place?

A. jowls

[Archer]

Q.  For one who has them, what flaps in the wind when hanging the head out the window of a vehicle moving at 40 plus miles per hour ?

A.   flappers

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call jowls when hanging out of the window at 40 mph?

A: Intense negotiations

[Archer]

Q.   What tactic is employed with a primary partner when you've thrown ye last gauntlet ?

A.    crossbow

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a political summit held in more than one lean-to?

A:  Cherry pie a la mode.

[DonaCatalina]

q. What is a euphemism for a physical act that cannot be described in a family forum

a pinecones

[Merlin the Elder]

LOL! That made my sides hurt!

Q: What, according to Euell Gibbons, tastes like nuts?

A: Comic relief

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a funny outhouse?

A:  Blood work

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What do you have to perform to make blood sausage?

A Kielbasa