I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  Who said, "Hey waiter!  There's a fly in my soup - I can tell by the amount of soup displaced by its carcass."

A:  Gluteus Maximus

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: Who was the biggest arse in ancient Rome?

A: Hairball control

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is a skill you need when dealing with a bad perm?

A. Closeup

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What is something obnoxious talky-talky people should do sometimes to avoid inserting their foot in their mouths?

A:  curling iron

[arbcoind]

Q:  What do body builders do?

A:  stale bread

Gina

[Jade]

Q: What goes great with stale water?

A: fun dip

[Archer]

Q.   What could one call a special evening with, Sharon Stone ?

A.   Laconophilia

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a person who loves Laconos?

A:  Philanthropic

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Q: What is dispensing or receiving aid from funds set aside for humanitarian purposes

A: Endoplasmic Reticulum

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  In the proper form (agranular) and quantity, what looks good in a bikini?

A:  chocolate moustache

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: If a man wants to look suave, what should he never wear in the hot sun?

A: crocodile tears

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What begins with crocodile rips?

A: Animosity

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  Where do animals go if they'd like to live in a high-rise apartment?

A:  Animal crackers

[arbcoind]

Q:  What did Shirley Temple put in her soup?

Animal crackers in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh oh gee but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one

A:  spanx

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is it that Nimue does to me when she gets frisky?

A: Bad boy